cursethegoldfish:

When people take your sarcasm seriouslyimage

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


It seems to me now that the plain state of being human is dramatic enough for anyone; you don’t need to be a heroin addict or a performance poet to experience extremity. You just have to love someone.
Nick Hornby, How to Be Good (via hqlines)


whimmy-bam:

The only Dad joke that matters.

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drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

(via perks-of-being-chinese)