bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


perks-of-being-chinese:

idk i thought it was funny

perks-of-being-chinese:

idk i thought it was funny

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pagingme:

my dog likes think she’s really small and can share a chair 

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my brother left because there was no room on the chair

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niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord… Rid me of this white skin

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Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


xekstrin:

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon

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sorry:

The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die slightly healthier.

(via aiseybedah)